The Big Apple's Big Challenge
New York City is known for its iconic landmarks, vibrant culture, and, of course, its sprawling subway system. Navigating the subway can be a rite of passage for any visitor, but it can also be a source of confusion, frustration, and hilarity. As someone who has experienced the highs and lows of riding the NYC subway, I present to you my ultimate survival guide on what NOT to do. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Mistake #1: Ignoring the Subway Map
My first mistake was assuming I could navigate the subway without thoroughly understanding the map. “How hard can it be?” I thought. With over 470 stations and numerous lines, the NYC subway map is a labyrinth that can easily bewilder even the most seasoned traveler.
On my first day, I confidently boarded a train at Times Square, intending to visit the Museum of Modern Art. Half an hour later, I found myself in Brooklyn instead. The lesson? Always, always check the subway map and make sure you’re on the right train.
Mistake #2: Failing to Swipe Properly
The infamous MetroCard swipe. It looks simple enough, but mastering the art of swiping your MetroCard can be surprisingly tricky. On my second day, I watched in frustration as New Yorkers gracefully swiped their cards and passed through the turnstiles with ease. Meanwhile, I struggled, swiping too fast, too slow, or with the wrong angle.
After several failed attempts and growing embarrassment, a kind local showed me the proper technique. The key is a smooth, steady swipe. Too bad it took me ten tries and a lot of eye rolls from the people behind me to get it right.
Mistake #3: Boarding the Train Without Checking the Direction
New York City’s subway lines run in two directions: uptown and downtown. It seems straightforward, but in the heat of the moment, I found myself jumping onto the first train that arrived without checking its direction. I was heading to Central Park but ended up in Lower Manhattan.
A helpful tip: always check the direction signs on the platform. Make sure you’re boarding a train going in the direction you need. Otherwise, you might end up on an unintended sightseeing tour of the city.
Mistake #4: Assuming Every Station Has an Exit
In the subway system, not every station has exits at both ends. One memorable experience had me exiting at the wrong end of a station and walking several extra blocks to reach my destination. I emerged from the subway only to find myself in a completely different neighborhood than planned.
To avoid this, pay attention to the station maps posted on the platforms. They indicate where the exits are located, saving you from an unexpected hike through unfamiliar streets.
Mistake #5: Standing in the Way of Others
During rush hour, the subway stations are a hive of activity. People are in a hurry, and the last thing you want to do is block their path. On one particularly busy morning, I made the rookie mistake of stopping in the middle of a platform to check my phone. I quickly learned that New Yorkers are not shy about expressing their annoyance.
Always stand to the side if you need to check your map or phone. Let the locals pass, and avoid becoming an obstacle in the fast-paced flow of foot traffic.
Mistake #6: Overpacking
Bringing a large backpack or suitcase onto a crowded subway train is a recipe for disaster. I found this out the hard way when I boarded a train with my bulging backpack, knocking into people left and right. The cramped space and disapproving glares made for an uncomfortable ride.
If you must carry a large bag, try to travel during off-peak hours. Alternatively, keep your bag in front of you to minimize the space you take up and avoid inadvertently hitting fellow passengers.
Mistake #7: Not Holding On
The subway can be a wild ride, with sudden stops and sharp turns. On my first standing-only trip, I naively thought I could maintain my balance without holding on to anything. A sudden jolt sent me crashing into the person next to me, much to their annoyance.
Always hold on to a pole or handrail, even if you think you’ve got great balance. It’s better to be safe (and avoid awkward collisions) than sorry.
Mistake #8: Getting on the Express Train by Accident
New York’s subway system has both local and express trains. Local trains stop at every station, while express trains skip several stops. I learned the hard way that getting on an express train by mistake can lead to an unintended adventure.
On one occasion, I intended to go just a couple of stops but ended up zooming past my destination and having to backtrack on a local train. Double-check whether your train is local or express before boarding to avoid a similar detour.
Mistake #9: Assuming Trains Run on Schedule
While the NYC subway is generally reliable, delays and service changes are not uncommon. On one rainy day, I found myself waiting for a train that never came. I had assumed the train would arrive according to the schedule, not accounting for potential delays.
Always allow extra time for your commute, and check for service updates before heading to the station. This will save you from stress and ensure you arrive at your destination on time.
Mistake #10: Panicking During a Delay
Subway delays are inevitable, and panicking won’t help. During my first major delay, I felt a wave of anxiety as the train sat motionless between stations. Fellow passengers remained calm, reading books or checking their phones, while I internally freaked out.
Take a cue from seasoned New Yorkers: stay calm, be patient, and use the time to relax. Delays are part of the experience, and eventually, the train will start moving again.
Mistake #11: Ignoring Announcements
Subway announcements can be difficult to understand, but they often contain important information about service changes or delays. On one trip, I ignored a garbled announcement, only to find myself on a train that suddenly went out of service.
Pay attention to announcements and follow any instructions given. If you’re unsure, don’t hesitate to ask a fellow passenger or a subway employee for clarification.
Mistake #12: Not Having an Exit Strategy
Exiting a crowded subway car can be a challenge, especially if you’re not prepared. I once found myself trapped in the middle of a packed train, frantically pushing through a sea of people to reach the door before it closed.
When boarding, try to position yourself near the door if your stop is coming up soon. If you’re further inside the car, start making your way toward the door a stop or two in advance to ensure a smooth exit.
Mistake #13: Relying Solely on Your Phone for Directions
Smartphones are incredibly useful for navigating the subway, but service can be spotty underground. On one trip, my phone lost signal just as I needed to check my route, leaving me momentarily lost.
Download offline maps or carry a physical subway map as a backup. This way, you won’t be stranded if your phone loses signal or battery power.
Mistake #14: Forgetting to Refill Your MetroCard
There’s nothing more frustrating than reaching the turnstile and realizing your MetroCard is out of funds. I’ve made this mistake more than once, fumbling to refill my card while others waited impatiently behind me.
Regularly check your MetroCard balance and refill it before it runs out. This will save you from the stress of last-minute top-ups and keep your commute running smoothly.
Mistake #15: Wearing Inappropriate Footwear
Navigating the subway often involves a lot of walking and standing, so comfortable footwear is a must. On one occasion, I wore stylish but uncomfortable shoes, leading to blisters and sore feet by the end of the day.
Opt for comfortable, supportive shoes when using the subway. Your feet will thank you, and you’ll be able to explore the city without discomfort.
Mistake #16: Assuming the Subway is Always the Fastest Option
While the subway is a great way to get around, it’s not always the fastest option. I once took the subway for a short trip, only to realize later that walking would have been quicker and more enjoyable.
For short distances, consider walking or taking a bus. It can be a more pleasant way to see the city and sometimes faster than waiting for a train.
Mistake #17: Forgetting About Service Changes
The subway often undergoes maintenance, especially on weekends, which can lead to service changes and rerouted trains. I once planned a Saturday outing without checking for service updates and ended up with a much longer commute than expected.
Always check for service changes before heading out, especially on weekends. The MTA website and subway apps provide up-to-date information to help you plan your journey.
Mistake #18: Leaving Valuables Unattended
The subway can be crowded and chaotic, making it an easy target for pickpockets. I learned this the hard way when my wallet was stolen from my back pocket on a packed train.
Keep your valuables secure and in a place where you can keep an eye on them. Use a money belt or an inner pocket to store your wallet and phone, and stay vigilant in crowded areas.
Mistake #19: Underestimating the Heat
In the summer, subway platforms can become unbearably hot and stuffy. I once wore a heavy jacket, not realizing how sweltering the underground stations could be.
Dress in layers that you can easily remove if it gets too hot. Stay hydrated and try to avoid the subway during the peak of the summer heat if possible.
Mistake #20: Not Letting Passengers Off First
A cardinal rule of subway etiquette is letting passengers off the train before you board. I once made the mistake of trying to rush on before everyone had exited, resulting in a chaotic and uncomfortable encounter.
Always step to the side and let passengers exit before boarding. It’s a small courtesy that makes the boarding process smoother for everyone.
Mistake #21: Standing in Front of the Doors
Blocking the subway doors is a surefire way to annoy fellow passengers. I once stood too close to the doors, causing delays and frustrated glances from others trying to get on and off.
Stand clear of the doors and move into the car to make room for others. This keeps the flow of passengers moving and prevents unnecessary delays.
Mistake #22: Eating on the Subway
While it’s tempting to snack on the go, eating on the subway can be messy and inconsiderate to others. I once spilled coffee on myself and a nearby passenger, earning some dirty looks.
If you must eat, opt for something neat and discreet, and clean up after yourself. Better yet, wait until you’re off the train to enjoy your snack.
Mistake #23: Ignoring the Closing Doors
Subway doors don’t stay open for long, and trying to squeeze through as they’re closing is a risky move. I once got my bag caught in the doors, causing a minor panic and delay.
Be mindful of the door chimes and flashing lights indicating they’re about to close. If you’re not already on the train, it’s safer to wait for the next one.
Mistake #24: Taking Up Too Much Space
During rush hour, space is at a premium. Spreading out or taking up extra seats with your bags is a big no-no. I learned this when a crowded train left me no choice but to awkwardly balance my bags on my lap.
Keep your belongings close and try to take up as little space as possible. This makes the ride more comfortable for everyone.
Mistake #25: Overestimating Your Ability to Multitask
Reading a book, listening to music, and holding onto the pole all at once is harder than it looks. I once dropped my book multiple times, causing a chain reaction of people bending to pick it up.
Prioritize your tasks: hold on securely, and if you need to read or use your phone, do so with one hand. Balancing your activities makes for a smoother and safer ride.
Conclusion: Embrace the Chaos with a Smile
Navigating New York City’s subway system is an adventure filled with potential pitfalls and amusing mishaps. While I’ve had my fair share of blunders, each mistake has taught me valuable lessons and given me stories to laugh about later. By learning what not to do, you can make your subway experience smoother and more enjoyable.
So, fellow travelers, take these tips to heart, and remember to embrace the chaos with a smile. Safe travels, and may your subway rides be ever eventful!